Some surveys are total BS

One of my friends sent me a stupid survey. Occasionally, I get in the mood to take them.

I took "What Does Your Candy Heart Say?"

The results:

Your Candy Heart Says "Cutie Pie"

You always seem to have a hot date, even though you never try to meet anyone. A total charmer, you have a natural appeal that keeps you in high demand. Your ideal Valentine's Day date: multiple dates with multiple people Your flirting style: 100% natural What turns you off: serious relationship talks Why you're hot: you're totally addicting

What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

What abosolute Bullshit.

I rarely ever have a "Hot Date" though I don't always try to meet them.

I can be charming at times...but "High Demand"? Hardly.

Multiple dates on Valentine's Day? Maybe.

If my flirting style is 100% natural, it's news to me. I have to work at flirting. I also have to work at not looking like a weird creepy guy when I do it.

Serious relationship talks CAN turn me off. At this point in my life at least.

I'm Hot because I'm addicting? I don't see any Bagger Anonymous groups anywhere...

Jeezus surveys are dumb.

Of course, I'm dumber for taking the damn thing.

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