More MySpace Fun!

Wow...she responded to my weird ass diatribe.

I love it ! u r great lol , u put a smile on my face for the day ! u seem like a really cool person! I love people that can make me laugh;) My suhi spot of choice is T****** Best ! So what area r u in? What do u like to do in your spare time ?

C

Ok, granted, when I'm on IM, I don't always spell things out completely. But in e-mails, I almost always do. It worries me slightly when a 26 y/o female writes "r u" instead of "are you"...but then, I could just be heading down that path of Old Fogeydom. Get those damn kids off my lawn!

Soooo anyway...I decided to see how far I can take this. I responded with this:

Funny... I AM a really cool person...despite what was said about me on Drudge Report. _Always_ announce yourself when hunting Quail...That way you don't get shot in the face with buckshot.

Whew...stretching now.

I'm in ********* now. For about 9 months, I was making that trek from ****** to ******...Absolutely killer. 100 miles. Roundtrip. A day. And after a while, you genuinely expect a response when you yell "MOVE YER GOD DAMN CAR!!!" I knew I needed to move closer to work.

In my spare time, I like to hunt Wild Boar and do free-form woodworking. Every once in a while, I have to take a shift of entering this tedious code into a computer every hundred or so minutes and spend the rest of the time just hanging out in the hatch...

Wait, that's not me...That's Locke on "Lost."

I'm a work-a-holic, so if I'm not doing that, I'm out with friends or at home trying to relax. I've been wanting to lace back up my skates for a while now, but it just hasn't felt like Winter. Until this past weekend.

What about you? How do you fill the minutes in between listening to bitchy patients and taking orders from doctors who drive better cars than you (pure assumption there)?

Also, I saw that you're a Bi. Is that real? Or is that a crafty little way to get attention from boys who think they're studly enough to take on two women when in reality, they barely know how to satisfy themselves? ***

Random thought: Does anyone ACTUALLY watch Skating with Celebrities? Is Bruce Jenner's income REALLY that low? Is it sad that I know that Bruce Jenner is on that show?

Well...Fantastical.

b

Ok...any normal person should read that and think "Holy shit, what is this guy on?" and ignore me. We'll see if there's any kind of response.

B

*** She seriously lists herself as Bi. Most guys would be all over that. Not me. I ain't into the Bi/Gay game (not that there's anything wrong with that). But I truly believe that most women who are "Bi" are just truly attention whores and know that by saying that they are, and occasionally making out with a chick, and if they're REALLY drunk, having some fantastic finger fun, they'll get a ton more attention from guys who might normally never pay them any mind.