Time to be honest

I really hate to admit this. I really do.

I think Martha Stewart is HOT.

Stop laughing. She's hot.

I am so crushing on Martha Stewart.

And I HATE John Stewart because of it

Ass!

So Martha gives an interview to Vanity Fair (when did THEY become a reputable news source? First Deep Throat, now this?) where she talks about life with her new ankle accessory.

Asked about the electronic monitoring device she must wear on her ankle she has complained repeatedly that it irritates her skin Stewart says she knows how to remove it.

"I watched them put it on. You can figure out how to get it off," she is quoted as saying. "It's on the Internet. I looked it up."

Gawd...She's Hot and GEEKY! And a bit of a rebel.

And then at the end of the story, I read this lil nugget:

She even laughs at a joke made by Jon Stewart of "The Daily Show" that she could make a shiv, or small blade, out of a lamb shank.

"He was talking about me after I left, and I have to say Jon Stewart is even better looking in person than he is on TV," Stewart says. "I have such a crush on him."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No crushing on him! He has made oodles of cash whilst mocking you and your days of scorn. While I, HAVE NOT!

Ok, maybe just a little. But it was out of love! And peer pressure. Everybody else was doing it! I just wanted to fit in.

B