Yeah...See...About that...

Ok. I admit it. I suck.

It's been almost two weeks since I wrote. TWO WEEKS.

But at least I'm not as bad as Alexa, who got a truck load of nasty comments, cracked a little because of it, and slowly the posts went away, until there was nothing. I still keep the bookmark, because I hope she comes back at some point. No, it wasn't some sort of Turn on thing...I just like reading about the intricacies of someone else's (supposedly) intriguing life.

I've also been reading Tucker Max's stories. I'd never heard of him until he was linked to from somewhere else that I read. The guy is fucking insane. And brilliant. Everytime I go to his site, I learn more about him. He is truly an awesome individual.

But, I've had so much to say...just not enough time to say it. I had this great idea about a post of things that I've said recently that have made people really uncomfortable. Like when I told the Manager of the bar downstairs from work that to distract the Asian Owner of the bar, we should "give him a really complex math problem."

3...2...1...Boom goes the comedy grenade.

Also how when introduced to one of the other bartenders, I was told "He's Etheopian." I looked at him, shook his hand and said "Wow...you've filled out nicely."

Then there's the one I posted on another friends blog (who I want to link to, but I don't want people to figger out my super secret identity...though I wouldn't mind if she sent some of her better friends to mine for perusal) that was just so god damn spot on fun-nah that within a minute of me posting it, she was IMing me with the LOL's.

Plus the fantastic weekend with my wee one. My new obsession with MySpace. My desperate need to get to the beach, even if it's with TJ (which could be up-ended because of Live 8--Fuck you Geldof!!!). My sincere craving to move the fuck out of this area and closer to work and live in a fancy pants high-rise apartment that is too small and I can't afford so I can not drive and bike in everyday even though I'll need to buy a bike, but I'll be broke because of the move and the doubled rent so it'll be all Sophie's Choice like.

Oh...and everyone around me seems to be getting the lovin...

Yeah that doesn't help things.

So I've wanted to write about all this stuff...but I just haven't had the time.

B